Zero horsepower. Full commitment.
Unisex hoodies, tees and long sleeves for everyone whose dream car is currently a spreadsheet. Wear it. Fund it. Judge us later.
All unisex. All sized XS–XXL. None of them come with a car.
Front: "Need Money For A Porsche" across the chest. Back: a scannable Venmo code so strangers can fund the 911 from behind you in line.
500 GSM. Heavy enough to count as cardio.
Same boxy unisex fit on every body, XS to XXL. Size down for a closer shape, stay true for the oversized drop. The only thing it doesn't fit is our budget.
Photographed next to a 911 that is very much not ours. We asked nicely and stood close.
One goal: a used 911 with a reasonable number of previous owners. Every hoodie and tee nudges the total upward. No business plan. No investors. Just a running number and a lot of hope.
We publish the total. When it hits, we film the pickup, cry a little, and put your name in the credits.
Hear it from the drivers.*
*None of them own a Porsche. That's rather the point.
Bought the hoodie. Still no Porsche. But now everyone at the bus stop knows my dream.
The barcode on my back scanned at the grocery checkout. Total chaos. Ten out of ten.
My financial advisor cried. I wore the tee to the meeting. Worth every dollar.
Comfortable. Slightly desperate. Exactly as advertised. Would fund a stranger's dream again.
Closet full? You can still sponsor the delusion. Every dollar goes straight into the 911 fund, and every donor gets named on pickup day — assuming pickup day happens.
Secure checkout · No commitment · Mild gratitude guaranteed
Hoodie $89 · Tee $42 · Free US shipping over $150